So there's this guy walking down the street and he falls into a great big hole. A doctor walks by and the guy yells up to the doctor, "Hey, I fell into this hole. Can you help me out?" The doctor writes a prescription, throws it into the hole and walks on.
A priest walks by. The guy calls up to the priest, "Father, I've fallen into this hole. Can you help me get out?" The priest says a prayer, throws down a Bible and keeps walking.
Next a friend of the guy who fell into the hole walks buy. The guy calls up, "Hey buddy, I'm stuck in this hole and-" before he could finish, his friend had jumped into the hole with him.
"What the hell are you doing," the guy says, "Now we're both stuck down here!"
"Yup." says the friend, "but I've been down here before, and I know how to get out."
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